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Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of {pc} in history, rode into battle atop {s}.2
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of spices in history, rode into battle atop a back-wreaking zit.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of snake jizz in history, rode into battle atop a close friend.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of smooth boys in history, rode into battle atop the “swimsuit area”.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of no recourse in history, rode into battle atop a great big sword.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of insurance in history, rode into battle atop a truck full of ladders.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of anorexia in history, rode into battle atop a historical dame.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of snake jizz in history, rode into battle atop a close friend.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of smooth boys in history, rode into battle atop the “swimsuit area”.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of no recourse in history, rode into battle atop a great big sword.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of insurance in history, rode into battle atop a truck full of ladders.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of anorexia in history, rode into battle atop a historical dame.
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So long as you have ___ in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The best comfort food will always be greens, ___, and fried chicken.
I'm at the age where ___ has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking ___ for someone she loves.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest cavalry charge in history, rode into battle atop ___.
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The best comfort food will always be greens, ___, and fried chicken.
I'm at the age where ___ has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking ___ for someone she loves.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest cavalry charge in history, rode into battle atop ___.
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ThisIsFun said:
Yes, I like erotic! This is my favorite story of the lovely Alice could not help but admire her bed she saw in the mirror. She saw, of course, a perfect 18-year-old body scent of ink, long hair, the eyes of the Chinese people in the Guangzhou-Shenzhen and her incredible breasts - the full wash velvet peaches topped with cherries, men and women admire . A person, especially appreciate them, squeeze them, rising suck cherry rode him like a stallion. Dad pumping efforts, he can bomb for her and squeeze him with her secret garden, let him even harder. This is an incredibly erotic technology, few women know, especially my mother who did not have the powers of "Alice in Wonderland", and not because her daughter discovered her ability, she used her pure joy. "Fuck me, Daddy!" She screamed. "Hard ... Oh, yes, you jerk! Oh, Oh, kill ..." He can not see the mirror of their passion, but he saw her eyes, dark, dark island, he never lost since she first caught him masturbating just a few weeks ago. "Dad!" She said, when she walked into her parents' bedroom, and stroking his "little brother" suddenly became a "big brother, startled in his line of sight." He stopped, give cover at any embarrassment and humiliation. "I, I ..." His voice failed for a moment, his penis atrophy. "I am very relaxed. Thinking of you," his or her reaction surprised. "I want you, too, Dad and I stroked myself, feel the warm golden light, you have the same feeling? Why is small? " touch it, Sweet Alice see what happens. " At first Her contact is tentative. The feeling is so soft, like velvet - steel and velvet at the same time, my father began to moan a little, and then start planting. "Are you okay?" She asked, stroking him some more, amazed that she was able to do, just a simple touch. 18 and popular, her sexual experience is limited to a chaste kiss at a school dance. "Oh, yes, yes!" He said. "Please do not stop coming." "Mama do not do it?" she asked, and began to fondle his balls, feeling bolder, more powerful, and she has done. "No," he said. "No, she never would not people do not like you, do not stop, oh, yes, there is! Perfect." small Alice began to experiment. She was curious, I feel more and more warm, how can marvel at her father so helpless. She bent down close to look at "her" cock (she has felt her own), like a mushroom head. She wanted to taste it, lick it just a second, her father groaned aloud. "Yes! "He pleaded." "Try it. Suck it, please!" like her, carefully at first, and then like a lollipop, Dad began to squeeze her peaches and reached between her legs and stroked her. Alice is wet. So wet. Fire, perhaps like the father, she did not know, but she wanted to see her power to please them all can go. Dad screamed, some surprising. The warm "cream" overflow from his penis. It smelled different, unpleasant taste like what she had never drunk. This is from him. This is him and she let him do. She used "her" cock and make it explode. How cute, she thought. Mom can not do this, Sweet Alice would like to learn more. Her father taught her, so she groans and explosions, too. Then they will truly become one. A few weeks have passed, because they are too willing to share a new passion and fantasy, with his teacher and her students, but in the end it is in her cold mother, her desire for a dominant position. Affection and pride of her domineering Tiger Mom "style in stark contrast to the father for his daughter. She even father shave her pussy, her secret garden, carefully, slowly, before the show, so she just his touch and warm wet towel to wipe the shaving soap. Way, he pressed it just right, in the right place, her secret place, cleaning soap for him to send her to brief ecstasy - legs spread, her trembling arms leaning back, head flung back hair spill over into the press table, and said: "Come on, baby, come over." you little slut! Golden girl! " Now she is riding him? fourth or fifth time, or may be, a few days ago, their record, 6? It does not matter. important moment, and they went to her and squeezed her cat harder, watching him flinch, she was surprised at her own beauty, their common love and passion, her newfound powers. then, other things in the mirror she saw mother. bedroom door. her hand and looked outside to watch all you want, Sweet Alice stupid and Dad, and urging her harder and harder, and just let my mother could hear him now are my work between her legs. never and you go, I like this forum, because all the geeks
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Rodeos title should be: Rode Yo Momma
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
ya she is
EDIT: I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
ya she is
EDIT: I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
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aaronjer said:
Legend has it that George Washington invented the mitten. According to Mark Twain immediately after inventing the mitten he chopped down that cherry tree. Then apparently he rode a burning motorcycle down a space ship shaped like a Gibson EB-Zero electric guitar and made a jump that cleared 2 supermassive black holes, WHILE simultaneously performing brain surgery that saved Abraham Lincoln's life.
all i have to say is.... ROFLMFAO!
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aaronjer said:
Legend has it that George Washington invented the mitten. According to Mark Twain immediately after inventing the mitten he chopped down that cherry tree. Then apparently he rode a burning motorcycle down a space ship shaped like a Gibson EB-Zero electric guitar and made a jump that cleared 2 supermassive black holes, WHILE simultaneously performing brain surgery that saved Abraham Lincoln's life.
Lolyea, mine's perfect, but when stating "me neither", I meant Havokk's title, not mine.
Also, Mark Twain's writings sure are a blessing.
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Legend has it that George Washington invented the mitten. According to Mark Twain immediately after inventing the mitten he chopped down that cherry tree. Then apparently he rode a burning motorcycle down a space ship shaped like a Gibson EB-Zero electric guitar and made a jump that cleared 2 supermassive black holes, WHILE simultaneously performing brain surgery that saved Abraham Lincoln's life.
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Who was the last person you....
1. You hung out with? Garyjer.
2. Rode in a car with? My mom?
3. Went to the movies with? I think that would be my dad.
4. You went to the mall with? Also, my mom.
6. You talked on the phone to? Uh. Aaronjer?
7. Made you laugh? Aaronjer.
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Why do I have to chose? I guess there are worse places to have a piercing. It sort of makes me wonder about that 23rd commandment: "Thow shall not pierce vital areas of the body!"
2. Be serious or be funny? When I
Who was the last person you....
1. You hung out with? Garyjer.
2. Rode in a car with? My mom?
3. Went to the movies with? I think that would be my dad.
4. You went to the mall with? Also, my mom.
6. You talked on the phone to? Uh. Aaronjer?
7. Made you laugh? Aaronjer.
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Why do I have to chose? I guess there are worse places to have a piercing. It sort of makes me wonder about that 23rd commandment: "Thow shall not pierce vital areas of the body!"
2. Be serious or be funny? When I
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The correct answer is, no, we don't really sleep. At least not at regular hours.
1. You hung out with? Probably Ato, Gato, and Supes. I went on vacation and was in a car for pretty much seven days without end and it almost blew up, but only once.
2. Rode in a car with? With? Probably Vanessa from work a couple weeks back when she needed a ride 'casue her car gone done did broke itself.
3. Went to the movies with? Prolly my mom and a long time ago.
4. You went to the mall with? That was at least ten years gone! Stop living in the past and go to hell already!
6. You talked on the phone to? Work, bastids are calling me in again.
7. Made you laugh? Myself because I capable of amazing feats of nonsequitor. Or it might've been Spigot the Bear.
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Tongue, I guess, but that would probably be too distracting for me.
2. Be serious or be funny? Dry humor, saying absolutely insane things with a straight face and a monotone.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Ovaltine in large quantities daily.
4. Die in a fire or drown? I've nearly drowned three or so times now, once at my mom's wedding reception, so I think fire would be different.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Trick question! My parents are enemies, with each other at least. Er. I'd like to exploit my enemies, but they're such a drag.
A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.
1. Do you like anyone? It depends on how close I have to be to them. I'm powered by a small core of blood, irony, and seething hatred.
2. Sun or moon? I don't know, glare or bitchin' Top Gun shades...
3. Winter or Fall? Winter because then everything's finished dying and there are snow days.
4. left or right? Nez won't stop calling me a freak because I'm a southpaw.
5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? The second one because I can buy or drug acquaintances rather easily.
6. Sunny or rain? Rain because then when I drive all crazy people are less inclined to tail me.
7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate has always been the right choice.
A B O U T . Y O U.
1. What time is it? I live in a boundless time continuum where there is no weekend. Except this weekend. (HEY ATO)
2. First Name? I don't know, people keep on making up names for me and I've never identified with any of them.
3. What do you want to do? Have a cult following. Then sell out.
4. Where do you wanna live? Anywhere I hang my head is where I'm going to call my home.
5. How many kids do you want? I 'unno, one at least.
6. Do you want to get married? Married to the mob or just regular married?
7. have you ever done drugs? I've overloaded on caffiene and painkillers a few times while writing papers and as an artist it's my responsibility to be drunk all the time.
8. Are you double jointed? Not just, but I can also dislocate my shoulder at will.
9. what do you like on your pizza? I eat pizza almost every day and it needs variety.
10. Can you cross your eyes? They're the wrong shape to do that, they'd need to be longer and of uneven lengths. I can, however, dot my eyes and cross my teas.
11. Do you make your bed daily? under no circumstances.
1. Which shoe goes on first? Both.
2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? Yes. But only once and it was the least I could've done.
3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Sometimes both and the third kind too.
4. Have you ever eaten Spam? Remember when Ryan opened the Spam? And we all nearly died? You can't have your cake and eat it too, but spam is for having, not eating.
Alternative answer: what? how can I eat intarnet junk mail?
5. Favorite ice cream? Dublin Mudslide?
6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? Chex (4 MIX), Maple and Brown Sugar Oatmilk, Honey Bunches of Oats?
7. Do you cook? For a living, but probably not too much longer.
8. Current mood? Shakey and mildly irate.
IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.
1. kissed some one? That's a no.
2. sang? All the time.
3. been hugged? In the nude, sometimes for forty hours at a time.
4. Felt stupid: Not if I couldn't make someone else feel more stupid.
5. Missed someone: Sure thing.
6. Danced Crazy: Nah.
7. gotten your hair cut? Who does that? Superjer? He's not real.
8. Cried: Cried in a 48 hour period? What do I look like? A vagina?
9. Lied: Often.
10. been kissed: Same basic thing as one, isn't it? And does it matter?
. S T U F F .
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Once in a Miami airport but it turned out it was just batteries and not WMDs, which is pretty much what I told them to the dismay of the teacher.
2. do you have a Dog? I'd like one, but I'm not goign to be living in any one place for much longer and my mother keeps listening to my aunt, who only wants mechanically obediant dogs.
3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Several years ago, I have this bitchin' wooden sled that was made long before they started to put safety regulations on children toys.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Anyone I've ever slept within thirty feet of tends to snore or grind their teeth and I need near absolute silence or steady noise to pass out. Or alcohol. Let's go with that.
5. Do you believe in ghosts? Yeah, sure.
6. Do you consider yourself creative? Not in some flamingly predictable "I'm so different from you" way, but yeah, I do weird things and I get around.
1. You hung out with? Probably Ato, Gato, and Supes. I went on vacation and was in a car for pretty much seven days without end and it almost blew up, but only once.
2. Rode in a car with? With? Probably Vanessa from work a couple weeks back when she needed a ride 'casue her car gone done did broke itself.
3. Went to the movies with? Prolly my mom and a long time ago.
4. You went to the mall with? That was at least ten years gone! Stop living in the past and go to hell already!
6. You talked on the phone to? Work, bastids are calling me in again.
7. Made you laugh? Myself because I capable of amazing feats of nonsequitor. Or it might've been Spigot the Bear.
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Tongue, I guess, but that would probably be too distracting for me.
2. Be serious or be funny? Dry humor, saying absolutely insane things with a straight face and a monotone.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Ovaltine in large quantities daily.
4. Die in a fire or drown? I've nearly drowned three or so times now, once at my mom's wedding reception, so I think fire would be different.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Trick question! My parents are enemies, with each other at least. Er. I'd like to exploit my enemies, but they're such a drag.
A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.
1. Do you like anyone? It depends on how close I have to be to them. I'm powered by a small core of blood, irony, and seething hatred.
2. Sun or moon? I don't know, glare or bitchin' Top Gun shades...
3. Winter or Fall? Winter because then everything's finished dying and there are snow days.
4. left or right? Nez won't stop calling me a freak because I'm a southpaw.
5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? The second one because I can buy or drug acquaintances rather easily.
6. Sunny or rain? Rain because then when I drive all crazy people are less inclined to tail me.
7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate has always been the right choice.
A B O U T . Y O U.
1. What time is it? I live in a boundless time continuum where there is no weekend. Except this weekend. (HEY ATO)
2. First Name? I don't know, people keep on making up names for me and I've never identified with any of them.
3. What do you want to do? Have a cult following. Then sell out.
4. Where do you wanna live? Anywhere I hang my head is where I'm going to call my home.
5. How many kids do you want? I 'unno, one at least.
6. Do you want to get married? Married to the mob or just regular married?
7. have you ever done drugs? I've overloaded on caffiene and painkillers a few times while writing papers and as an artist it's my responsibility to be drunk all the time.
8. Are you double jointed? Not just, but I can also dislocate my shoulder at will.
9. what do you like on your pizza? I eat pizza almost every day and it needs variety.
10. Can you cross your eyes? They're the wrong shape to do that, they'd need to be longer and of uneven lengths. I can, however, dot my eyes and cross my teas.
11. Do you make your bed daily? under no circumstances.
1. Which shoe goes on first? Both.
2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? Yes. But only once and it was the least I could've done.
3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Sometimes both and the third kind too.
4. Have you ever eaten Spam? Remember when Ryan opened the Spam? And we all nearly died? You can't have your cake and eat it too, but spam is for having, not eating.
Alternative answer: what? how can I eat intarnet junk mail?
5. Favorite ice cream? Dublin Mudslide?
6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? Chex (4 MIX), Maple and Brown Sugar Oatmilk, Honey Bunches of Oats?
7. Do you cook? For a living, but probably not too much longer.
8. Current mood? Shakey and mildly irate.
IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.
1. kissed some one? That's a no.
2. sang? All the time.
3. been hugged? In the nude, sometimes for forty hours at a time.
4. Felt stupid: Not if I couldn't make someone else feel more stupid.
5. Missed someone: Sure thing.
6. Danced Crazy: Nah.
7. gotten your hair cut? Who does that? Superjer? He's not real.
8. Cried: Cried in a 48 hour period? What do I look like? A vagina?
9. Lied: Often.
10. been kissed: Same basic thing as one, isn't it? And does it matter?
. S T U F F .
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Once in a Miami airport but it turned out it was just batteries and not WMDs, which is pretty much what I told them to the dismay of the teacher.
2. do you have a Dog? I'd like one, but I'm not goign to be living in any one place for much longer and my mother keeps listening to my aunt, who only wants mechanically obediant dogs.
3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Several years ago, I have this bitchin' wooden sled that was made long before they started to put safety regulations on children toys.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Anyone I've ever slept within thirty feet of tends to snore or grind their teeth and I need near absolute silence or steady noise to pass out. Or alcohol. Let's go with that.
5. Do you believe in ghosts? Yeah, sure.
6. Do you consider yourself creative? Not in some flamingly predictable "I'm so different from you" way, but yeah, I do weird things and I get around.
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Who was the last person you....
1. You hung out with? Homeslice
2. Rode in a car with? My boss
3. Went to the movies with? Homeslice
4. You went to the mall with? Probably Homeslice and MkErica
6. You talked on the phone to? They guy who did the voice for the owl in MD2
7. Made you laugh? AaronJer
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Tongue. I can hide that. Although I chewed a chunk out of my tongue while I was asleep and it still hurts like hell so maybe not.
2. Be serious or be funny? Both at the same time.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole milk. With cheerios. Mmmmmm.
4. Die in a fire or drown? Fire. Fire is my friend and if somebody's gotta do me in I'd want it to be a friend. Fire will be traumatized though.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents. They are wacky. My enemies would shoot me on site.
A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.
1. Do you like anyone? Not really.
2. Sun or moon? Sun. So I can wear my AWESOME SHADES.
3. Winter or Fall? What's the difference? Why isn't this like Winter or Summer?
4. left or right? who cares
5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? Obviously 2 best friends. What a dumb question. Although 10 acquaintences would make a better orgy.
6. Sunny or rain? Sun. Shades reason again.
7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate. Chocolate is what God's shit probably tastes like. Probably.
A B O U T . Y O U.
1. What time is it? This isn't about me at all.
2. First Name? Jer
3. What do you want to do? Stop coughing.
4. Where do you wanna live? I like where I live now but I'd also like a large deck on the back of my house with those tropical multicolored orb lights strung over it and lots of tables and catering for huge parties to invite a ton of people to but I will rarely attend.
5. How many kids do you want? No kids. Kids are annoying.
6. Do you want to get married? Only if I can marry something cool. Like green.
7. have you ever done drugs? ANY drugs? Just vicodin and LOTS of it. Damn tolerance.
8. Are you double jointed? No but I have 2 joints if you wanna smoke up!
9. what do you like on your pizza? Cheese and dead animals.
10. Can you cross your eyes? Yes but it hurts. And blood squirts out. Just kidding! It doesn't hurt!
11. Do you make your bed daily? I don't have any blankets on it.. so.. no? yes?
1. Which shoe goes on first? I never take my shoes off.
2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? See previous answer.
3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I face-plant and inhale.
4. Have you ever eaten Spam? Yes. It's too salty.
5. Favorite ice cream? Haagen Dazs coffee, but only after I add peanut butter. TRY IT!
6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? Cheerios, Crispix, Life.
7. Do you cook? You'd better hope not. Things I've burned: Top ramen, PB&J, salad.
8. Current mood? Fuck this question!
IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.
1. kissed some one? No.
2. sang? Yes. Pantera.
3. been hugged? Yes. A lot.
4. Felt stupid: I feel pretty stupid NOW...
5. Missed someone: I don't miss people. Unless they die. And no.
6. Danced Crazy: Nope.
7. gotten your hair cut? Yeah I cut it every few days.
8. Cried: Nope. Not since I first heard Pantera.
9. Lied: Yes.
10. been kissed: Nope.
. S T U F F .
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? I WISH!
2. do you have a Dog? I have about 15% of a dog. If I scrape it all into one pile.
3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Couple years ago. It never snows enough.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? If I'm tired enough, I can fall asleep in a pile of snakes. If not, then I don't try to go to sleep anyways.
5. Do you believe in ghosts? No.
6. Do you consider yourself creative? My form of creating is guessing repeatedly until it's right. I say that counts.
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Who was the last person you....
1. You hung out with? Homeslice
2. Rode in a car with? My boss
3. Went to the movies with? Homeslice
4. You went to the mall with? Probably Homeslice and MkErica
6. You talked on the phone to? They guy who did the voice for the owl in MD2
7. Made you laugh? AaronJer
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Tongue. I can hide that. Although I chewed a chunk out of my tongue while I was asleep and it still hurts like hell so maybe not.
2. Be serious or be funny? Both at the same time.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole milk. With cheerios. Mmmmmm.
4. Die in a fire or drown? Fire. Fire is my friend and if somebody's gotta do me in I'd want it to be a friend. Fire will be traumatized though.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents. They are wacky. My enemies would shoot me on site.
A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.
1. Do you like anyone? Not really.
2. Sun or moon? Sun. So I can wear my AWESOME SHADES.
3. Winter or Fall? What's the difference? Why isn't this like Winter or Summer?
4. left or right? who cares
5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? Obviously 2 best friends. What a dumb question. Although 10 acquaintences would make a better orgy.
6. Sunny or rain? Sun. Shades reason again.
7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate. Chocolate is what God's shit probably tastes like. Probably.
A B O U T . Y O U.
1. What time is it? This isn't about me at all.
2. First Name? Jer
3. What do you want to do? Stop coughing.
4. Where do you wanna live? I like where I live now but I'd also like a large deck on the back of my house with those tropical multicolored orb lights strung over it and lots of tables and catering for huge parties to invite a ton of people to but I will rarely attend.
5. How many kids do you want? No kids. Kids are annoying.
6. Do you want to get married? Only if I can marry something cool. Like green.
7. have you ever done drugs? ANY drugs? Just vicodin and LOTS of it. Damn tolerance.
8. Are you double jointed? No but I have 2 joints if you wanna smoke up!
9. what do you like on your pizza? Cheese and dead animals.
10. Can you cross your eyes? Yes but it hurts. And blood squirts out. Just kidding! It doesn't hurt!
11. Do you make your bed daily? I don't have any blankets on it.. so.. no? yes?
1. Which shoe goes on first? I never take my shoes off.
2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? See previous answer.
3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I face-plant and inhale.
4. Have you ever eaten Spam? Yes. It's too salty.
5. Favorite ice cream? Haagen Dazs coffee, but only after I add peanut butter. TRY IT!
6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? Cheerios, Crispix, Life.
7. Do you cook? You'd better hope not. Things I've burned: Top ramen, PB&J, salad.
8. Current mood? Fuck this question!
IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.
1. kissed some one? No.
2. sang? Yes. Pantera.
3. been hugged? Yes. A lot.
4. Felt stupid: I feel pretty stupid NOW...
5. Missed someone: I don't miss people. Unless they die. And no.
6. Danced Crazy: Nope.
7. gotten your hair cut? Yeah I cut it every few days.
8. Cried: Nope. Not since I first heard Pantera.
9. Lied: Yes.
10. been kissed: Nope.
. S T U F F .
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? I WISH!
2. do you have a Dog? I have about 15% of a dog. If I scrape it all into one pile.
3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Couple years ago. It never snows enough.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? If I'm tired enough, I can fall asleep in a pile of snakes. If not, then I don't try to go to sleep anyways.
5. Do you believe in ghosts? No.
6. Do you consider yourself creative? My form of creating is guessing repeatedly until it's right. I say that counts.
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Who was the last person you....
1. You hung out with? SuperJer.
2. Rode in a car with? SuperJer.
3. Went to the movies with? Probably my mom.
4. You went to the mall with? Also probably my mom, to see the movies. Were talking a long time ago here, though.
6. You talked on the phone to? Crytax, I think...
7. Made you laugh? Me.
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Piercings are gay, but I'd go nose.
2. Be serious or be funny? The important thing is that "I" think I'm being serious.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Neither, ever. I only drink 2% about half a gallon a day. Gotta keep those bones cancerously regenerative!
4. Die in a fire or drown? If dying of smoke inhalation was an option, fire. If not... fire anyway. I'd PREFER the sensation of drowning, but I don't want to come back as a Sea Wraith... I've spent PLENTY of time feeding on sailors and mermaids.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? I don't KNOW of any enemies. So I suppose I'd want to spend time with them, to find out who they are and plan my escape.
A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.
1. Do you like anyone? I don't LIKE anyone. It's all love or hate, I'm a man of extremes. I really don't honestly know what this question is asking...
2. Sun or moon? Moon, I hate glare.
3. Winter or Fall? Winter, because raking sucks the blow-saw.
4. left or right? I can't think of a way to answer this without sounding political... dammit! That sounded liberal! AUGH! THAT sounded conservative! Fuck you all to hell!
...now I sound like John Kerry...
5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? I don't really distinguish very well...
6. Sunny or rain? Rain, glare has sex with glare of the same gender.
7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla, because it goes down smoooooth.
A B O U T . Y O U.
1. What time is it? 12:15 AM
2. First Name? Ever? How the hell would I know? Do I LOOK several million years old?
3. What do you want to do? Build a better doomsday device than Jet Monkey Duo. That fucking rocket monkey is going DOWN.
4. Where do you wanna live? Ajax. So I can be closer to Pole-Socking matches when North America has a home game. Then I wouldn't have to rely on reporters and Administration scouts for my information, no offense Elenkos. (And I do NOT trust what Cammi tells me, whatever any of you Blue Team supporters think.) Ever since the first committee was dissolved and I wormed my way into the new Administration I've wanted to be with the action all the time. Not to mention the commute during off-season prematch setup is a BITCH. 2000 miles because they needed someone who could professionally monitor the budding pole-seed matrix? My ol' Jalopy can't take that shit... I'm gonna make JMD do that next time.
5. How many kids do you want? Eating kids is very wrong.
6. Do you want to get married? Only if there's one mother of a dowry. That is to say, the bride's mother has to go down on me. Wait... scratch that.
7. have you ever done drugs? ANY drugs? Plenty of aspirin, and a little oxycodone for medical purposes. And a few... other things... that were SUPPOSED to be for medical purposes but the doctor prescribed at me wrong. (whee! I can fly!)
8. Are you double jointed? I'm double EVERYTHING, baby. (No, that doesn't mean I'm fat.)
9. what do you like on your pizza? The inside of my mouth.
10. Can you cross your eyes? I wouldn't dare, those motha's will get Andross on your ass if you try to screw 'em.
11. Do you make your bed daily? I didn't MAKE my bed, I bought it. What kind of a psycho makes a new bed every day? Germ freaks?
1. Which shoe goes on first? Once again this is gonna sound political... either I pull a George Bush and put them on the wrong foot, or I pull a John Kerry and bury it in someone's skull for asking me why I'm taking so long.
2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? Yeah, that bastard I was just talking about.
3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I just lift the plate up to my face and dump it in. Or I put it in Jinette's pants, because that's funny and she's used to it so she doesn't cry anymore (which makes me sad...).
4. Have you ever eaten Spam? I'm sure I have but I don't remember it.
5. Favorite ice cream? About two scoops down in the 3rd carton of Dreyer's vanilla from the top in the front row on the far left in the Sehome Haggen. That is specifically my favorite single piece of ice cream. I named him Herbert, I talk to him when I get lonely. Just kiddin'! His name's Bob!
(lol @ harold)
6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? My cereal is on TOP of my cabinet, thank you very much.
7. Do you cook? Indeed. I make a mean cheese sauce.
8. Current mood? I'm feeling sexy, what's your number?
IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.
1. kissed some one? If dreams count, yes. (it was gross btw)
2. sang? Yup, the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
3. been hugged? I don't RECIEVE hugs I GIVE them. I'm generous.
4. Felt stupid: I NEVER feel stupid, except when I fuck up... :(
5. Missed someone: People who don't have phones aren't important enough to miss.
6. Danced Crazy: 50% of that is yes.
7. gotten your hair cut? Then I'd lose my superhuman strength!
8. Cried: I woke up crying after that fucking kiss.
9. Lied: Like 90 times. It's the only way to keep my Gramps alive.
10. been kissed: I'm done talking about this...
. S T U F F .
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Not successfully.
2. do you have a Dog? In a bun. It's getting all Menchi on me though so I don't want to eat it :(
3. When's the last time you've been sledding? N/A.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Ugh... alone... I can NOT sleep next to people. Weird as it sounds, esPECIALLY girls, the perfume makes me gag.
5. Do you believe in ghosts? I don't believe anything without credible proof.
6. Do you consider yourself creative? My art is 155 and my sensitivity is like 950. I'd totally own that Olive bitch... crazy ho married her DAD! wth! (if you get this reference you are NOT allowed to laugh because you'd have to have played it too.)
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It's not good when anyone ELSE does these, because they aren't funny like I am. And by funny I mean totally 100% serious, I don't know what you're talking about, "You just made that shit up, didn't you." You can just go home to your dad who isn't NEARLY as cool as me.
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Who was the last person you....
1. You hung out with? SuperJer.
2. Rode in a car with? SuperJer.
3. Went to the movies with? Probably my mom.
4. You went to the mall with? Also probably my mom, to see the movies. Were talking a long time ago here, though.
6. You talked on the phone to? Crytax, I think...
7. Made you laugh? Me.
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Piercings are gay, but I'd go nose.
2. Be serious or be funny? The important thing is that "I" think I'm being serious.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Neither, ever. I only drink 2% about half a gallon a day. Gotta keep those bones cancerously regenerative!
4. Die in a fire or drown? If dying of smoke inhalation was an option, fire. If not... fire anyway. I'd PREFER the sensation of drowning, but I don't want to come back as a Sea Wraith... I've spent PLENTY of time feeding on sailors and mermaids.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? I don't KNOW of any enemies. So I suppose I'd want to spend time with them, to find out who they are and plan my escape.
A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.
1. Do you like anyone? I don't LIKE anyone. It's all love or hate, I'm a man of extremes. I really don't honestly know what this question is asking...
2. Sun or moon? Moon, I hate glare.
3. Winter or Fall? Winter, because raking sucks the blow-saw.
4. left or right? I can't think of a way to answer this without sounding political... dammit! That sounded liberal! AUGH! THAT sounded conservative! Fuck you all to hell!
...now I sound like John Kerry...
5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? I don't really distinguish very well...
6. Sunny or rain? Rain, glare has sex with glare of the same gender.
7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla, because it goes down smoooooth.
A B O U T . Y O U.
1. What time is it? 12:15 AM
2. First Name? Ever? How the hell would I know? Do I LOOK several million years old?
3. What do you want to do? Build a better doomsday device than Jet Monkey Duo. That fucking rocket monkey is going DOWN.
4. Where do you wanna live? Ajax. So I can be closer to Pole-Socking matches when North America has a home game. Then I wouldn't have to rely on reporters and Administration scouts for my information, no offense Elenkos. (And I do NOT trust what Cammi tells me, whatever any of you Blue Team supporters think.) Ever since the first committee was dissolved and I wormed my way into the new Administration I've wanted to be with the action all the time. Not to mention the commute during off-season prematch setup is a BITCH. 2000 miles because they needed someone who could professionally monitor the budding pole-seed matrix? My ol' Jalopy can't take that shit... I'm gonna make JMD do that next time.
5. How many kids do you want? Eating kids is very wrong.
6. Do you want to get married? Only if there's one mother of a dowry. That is to say, the bride's mother has to go down on me. Wait... scratch that.
7. have you ever done drugs? ANY drugs? Plenty of aspirin, and a little oxycodone for medical purposes. And a few... other things... that were SUPPOSED to be for medical purposes but the doctor prescribed at me wrong. (whee! I can fly!)
8. Are you double jointed? I'm double EVERYTHING, baby. (No, that doesn't mean I'm fat.)
9. what do you like on your pizza? The inside of my mouth.
10. Can you cross your eyes? I wouldn't dare, those motha's will get Andross on your ass if you try to screw 'em.
11. Do you make your bed daily? I didn't MAKE my bed, I bought it. What kind of a psycho makes a new bed every day? Germ freaks?
1. Which shoe goes on first? Once again this is gonna sound political... either I pull a George Bush and put them on the wrong foot, or I pull a John Kerry and bury it in someone's skull for asking me why I'm taking so long.
2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? Yeah, that bastard I was just talking about.
3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I just lift the plate up to my face and dump it in. Or I put it in Jinette's pants, because that's funny and she's used to it so she doesn't cry anymore (which makes me sad...).
4. Have you ever eaten Spam? I'm sure I have but I don't remember it.
5. Favorite ice cream? About two scoops down in the 3rd carton of Dreyer's vanilla from the top in the front row on the far left in the Sehome Haggen. That is specifically my favorite single piece of ice cream. I named him Herbert, I talk to him when I get lonely. Just kiddin'! His name's Bob!
(lol @ harold)
6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? My cereal is on TOP of my cabinet, thank you very much.
7. Do you cook? Indeed. I make a mean cheese sauce.
8. Current mood? I'm feeling sexy, what's your number?
IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.
1. kissed some one? If dreams count, yes. (it was gross btw)
2. sang? Yup, the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
3. been hugged? I don't RECIEVE hugs I GIVE them. I'm generous.
4. Felt stupid: I NEVER feel stupid, except when I fuck up... :(
5. Missed someone: People who don't have phones aren't important enough to miss.
6. Danced Crazy: 50% of that is yes.
7. gotten your hair cut? Then I'd lose my superhuman strength!
8. Cried: I woke up crying after that fucking kiss.
9. Lied: Like 90 times. It's the only way to keep my Gramps alive.
10. been kissed: I'm done talking about this...
. S T U F F .
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Not successfully.
2. do you have a Dog? In a bun. It's getting all Menchi on me though so I don't want to eat it :(
3. When's the last time you've been sledding? N/A.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Ugh... alone... I can NOT sleep next to people. Weird as it sounds, esPECIALLY girls, the perfume makes me gag.
5. Do you believe in ghosts? I don't believe anything without credible proof.
6. Do you consider yourself creative? My art is 155 and my sensitivity is like 950. I'd totally own that Olive bitch... crazy ho married her DAD! wth! (if you get this reference you are NOT allowed to laugh because you'd have to have played it too.)
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It's not good when anyone ELSE does these, because they aren't funny like I am. And by funny I mean totally 100% serious, I don't know what you're talking about, "You just made that shit up, didn't you." You can just go home to your dad who isn't NEARLY as cool as me.